Sunday, September 03, 2006

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

" The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed..3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos or midnight)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "Oh, shit!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." "

That's almost funny.

[ZiZ] @ 11:24 AM

 

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

(almost) Everything I love about you (but not quite) Pt. 3

Everything that doesn't fit in the other two posts goes here. Miscellaneous.
:P

First.. Your "Fuck you, I'm ME" attitude. Don't change for anyone but yourself.
Fuck the rest if it's not for you. I love you just how you are.. YOU. Next..
How much you seem to love me.. unconditionally.. all the time.
Even on my worst days, your love for me shines through and clears the shit away. All of it is made better.
How happy you seem when I call you sometimes.
How distraught you seem without me sometimes.
Your strength.. even if you don't realize it, you're stronger than you think you are sometimes.
Your caring, giving attitude.. others need, you give.
Even when you know better, you like to make others feel better. I'm the same way :P.
Your UNwillingness to give up on certain things.. failure is not an option. I love that.

Your "Jiminy Cricket" to my "Pinnochio"ness.. You keep me from doing dumb shit.. keep me in line and help me do what's good for me.
You never give up on me.. even when I give up on myself.
You never completely gave up when I was gone, even though it couldve been ANY reason.

All the little things about you.. BBQ sauce.. Bees.. Chickens.. Pillow ME's.. various other small things.
How much alike we are.. like you said, Never thought I'd ever meet someone like you (or me for that matter :P) And the fact that you agree that we can never say enough "I love you".

I love you.

That's all I can do for now. But definitely not all I love about you. Which would be much more extensive.

To make it all put into one sentence..
Cristal.. I love you, and everything about you.


Te amo, mi angel.

[ZiZ] @ 9:47 PM

 

(almost) Everything I love about you (but not quite) Pt.2

Your Looks- I know you're not completely comfortable with how you look, even though I think you should be, because you are the most beautiful person I have ever come across.

Your eyes.. god.. they speak for themselves. You can show pain, hate, love, lust *winks*.. without saying a word. They're very enchanting.. mezmerizing.. completely hypnotic, if you will.
Your smile.. One of my favorite things ever. When it's a real smile, your face seems to completely light up. It infects others to smile as well. Especially me. I absolutely adore your smile.
Your cheeks, when you smile.. god. I love you.

Your nose.. don't know what it really is about it, but I love it. It's adorable.
Your hair.. And how much like mine it is :P
Your jaw.. I've always liked jaws.. the jaw line. None in specific.. but yours. It accents your already perfect face.
Your neck, and how I think "goddamn I want to kiss her neck" every time I see it.

Your feet! Even though I don't like feet.
Your ass.. among other things :P
Like cleav.. ahem.. yeah.
Your lips.. GOD.. Thick, lush, kissable, touchable, lickable, fuckable :X lips.

Everything you see when you look in the mirror is everything I love.

Even things you dont see.

I love you, my beautiful angel.

[ZiZ] @ 9:34 PM

 

(almost) Everything I love about you (but not quite) Pt.1

SOME of the things I love about you, anyway.. I couldn't possibly list ALL of the things I love about you, but I can do some. In no particular order..

Your voice- What can I say? It's one of the most soothing, angelic things I have ever heard. There are certain things that, when you say them, drive me crazy. It's not always WHAT you say, but HOW you say it. When you speak Spanish.. You know I love that. The only reason I learned any Spanish to begin with was for work.. otherwise I wouldn't have cared one bit for it. But when you speak it, it sounds completely different for me. In a good way, of course.

The little noises you make when I do/say certain things. The way your laugh makes me grin like crazy.. I love your laugh. I love it when you tell me you love me.. Still haven't figured out the "L.B."s yet though. I love the names you call me.. Except Bastard :P. Your moans and groans.. begging.. giggling.

But it can also be one of the most depressing, heartbreaking sounds I've ever heard..
When you're down, I can't stand it.. I can't breathe right. When you're down nothing else matters to me anymore, until I can help bring you back up again.
Then it's back to Angelic.

I love you.

[ZiZ] @ 8:54 PM

 

Saturday, June 10, 2006

boom

Name: Kolin.
Significant other's name: Cristal.
How long have you been together: 3 years.
Your age: 21
Their age: 23
Your status as a couple: Hmm.. Married! Shush...
How did you two meet?: She tried to hurt me by making me fall.. that bitch.
What is the cutest thing he/she has done for you?: Hmm.. not sure. Must I chose one?
What is your favorite memory together?: When I came back to her after being away for so long, I didnt think she'd remember me.. but she remembered AND still loved me. That was one of the happiest times of my life.
What is your song?: Huh?
What thing about your s/o drives you insane?: Good or bad? Bad.. her self image. Good insane.. everything else. Her smile, her eyes, her voice, her love for me in return, her personality, all inner beauty.
If you could change one thing, what would it be?: Her self image.
What was your first date like?: Not yet.
Describe your first kiss: Not yet. But gaaaahhhdd I've imagined.
What is your favorite physical feature of theirs?: Her smile and her eyes.
What is their favorite physical feature of yours?: Uh.. Don't know. My shoulders :P
What song reminds you of them?: What song doesn't seem to remind me about her?
What food reminds you of them?: Beef w/ broccoli.
How does your family feel about this person?: What family?.
Do they fit your "type"?: Fit? Hell.. she made my "type". So if anything were to ever happen to us.. If I don't find someone EXACTLY like her, then I'll be alone the rest of my life. I love you, baby.


SECOND


[last word you said]: OFF!
[last song you sang]: Something On My Side by Down
[last person you hugged]: No idea.
[last thing you laughed at]: One of Cristal's old posts.
[last time you said 'i love you']: Last time I talked to Cristal.
[last time you cried]: A week or so.
[what's in your cd player]: Down II
[what color socks are you wearing]: White..ish.
[what's under your bed]: Scrabble.
[what time did you wake up today]: Didnt sleep.
[current taste]: Hmm.. tea.
[current hair]: Long-ish.. black, blonde, brown, green.
[current clothes]: Black ones.
[current annoyance]: My brother in law.
[current longing]: Cristal.
[current desktop picture]: Not mine.
[current worry]: Cristal.
[current hate]: Money.
[story behind your username]: What user name?
[current favorite article of clothing]: Not sure.
[last cd that you bought]: Cephalic Carnage- Anomalies.
[favorite place to be]: With Cristal.. wherever that may be.
[least favorite place]: Here.
[if you could play an instrument, what would it be]: A didjeradoo.
[favorite color]: Black and neon green
[do you believe in an afterlife]: Only if I can be with Cristal there, as well.
[how tall are you]: 5'11"-6'
[current favorite word/saying]: "Jerkass!"
[favorite book]: Not sure
[favorite season]: Winter.
[one person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to]: I won't answer that, fuck you all.
[favorite day]: Payday.
[where do you want to go]: Cristalifornia.
[what is your career going to be like]: No idea.
[how many kids do you want]: 12.
[what kind of car will you have]: I've already had 2.
[a random lyric]: "I claim to be sane, that this is just another dream.. but the beast inside my head keeps sending pictures of you DEAD!"
[identify some things surrounding your computer]: Stuff, fuck off.


THIRD

FOUR Things you're called
[x] Kolin
[x] Ziz
[x] Superman
[x] Teddy

FOUR People Who Make You Laugh
[x] Cristal
[x] Domingo, at times
[x]
[x]

FOUR Things You Love
(these are things I happen to be obsessed with)
[x] Cristal
[x] Music
[x] Tattoos
[x] Fire (not so much here)

FOUR Things You DON'T Like
[x] Relatives
[x] Money
[x] Distance
[x] Me

FOUR Things In Your Room
[x] Guitars
[x] Amp
[x] Tattoo equipment
[x] Mess

FOUR Things You're Doing Right Now
[x] Filling out a survey, apparently
[x] Missing Cristal
[x] Listening to music
[x] Masturb.. oh.. not today.

FOUR Things You Should Do
[x] Get another job
[x] Become bulimic
[x] Clean my room
[x] Cristal

FOUR Things You Say Most
[x] "Fuck"
[x] "Shit"
[x] "Ohhh no no"
[x] "Si"

FOUR Fav. Foods
[x] Strawberries
[x] Salad
[x] Umm.. Don't know
[x]

FOUR Fav Drinks
[x] Tea
[x] Water
[x] Jack Daniels
[x] Sobe lizard lava

FOUR Places You Wanna Go
[x] Europe
[x] California
[x] Hell, Michigan
[x] Hawaii.. or not

FOUR Names For Future Kids
[x] Horatio Gonzales
[x] Jimbob O'reilly
[x] Bob Saget
[x] Cristal

FOUR Sites You Visit Online
[x] Blabbermouth
[x] All of Cristals sites
[x] Badunkadunk.com (lol.. gross)
[x] Aaaand... Dont know

FOUR Of Your Hobbies
[x] Writing
[x] Tattooing
[x] Practicing my guitar shiit
[x] Masturbating to the sound of Cristal's voice.

FOUR Things You Do When You're Bored
[x] Fill out stupid surveys
[x] Answer questions with the sentence "Fill out stupid surveys"
[x] Talk about how I answer certain questions with certain words.
[x] Whatever I feel like.

FOUR Things You're Thinking About Right Now
[x] Cristal.
[x] Hair.
[x] Music.
[x] Letter.

First FOUR Thoughts When You Wake up
[x] WHEN I wake up? "Holy shit, I slept"
[x] "Fuck, I'm awake"
[x] "Is it monday?"
[x] "Fuuuck, it IS Monday."

FOUR Movies You Love
[x] The Crow
[x] Airplane
[x] The Exorcist
[x] Serendipity.. and Say Anything.. fuck off.


FOUR Songs You Love
[x] Floods- Pantera
[x] The Fragile- NIN
[x] Swansong For A Raven and Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids- Cradle of Filth
[x] 213- Slayer


FOURTH for Cristal.

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Baby.. because you're my baby. aaand My Beautiful Angel because you're the most beautiful, angelic person I've ever come across.. And I love you more than anything.
2. How long have you known me? Over 3 years/not long enough.
3. When and how did we first meet? When we met :P You tripped me cuz I was making circles around you.
4. What was your first impression? ":)" Just a smile and a "wow".
5. Do you still think that way about me now? A smile? uh.. sure. "Wow", definitely. I love you.
6. What do you think my weakness is? What sort of weakness? I can do/be a couple of them.
7. Do you think I'll ever get married? To me.
8. What makes me happy? Me? Maybe.
9. What makes me sad? No me. Among other things
10. What reminds you of me? Everything I see reminds me of you.
11. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Anything you wanted.
12. How well do you know me? Better than you know me, apparently :P
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? A few times.
14. Do you think I could kill someone? No. WANT to.. yes.. Actually do it? No.
15. Describe me in one word. Perfect.
16. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger, weaker, or staying the same? We're still growing.
17. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? Yes.. or at least try :P
18. Are you going to put this on your live journal OR Blog and see what I say about you? Sho' nuff.


FIFTH



BASICS
01. Full Birth Name: Colin Fuckoff McDaniel
02. Hair Color: Black, brown, blonde, green.
03. Eye Color: Dark green.
04. Height Currently: 5'11''
05. Glasses/contacts: Sunglasses.
06. Location: Tampa, FL
07. Sign: Sign? "Piso Mojado"
08. Siblings: Fuck off.
09. Siblings Age: 32 and .. 42? and the other I dont know
10. Birthplace: Shithole, Mississippi
11. College Plans: Nope.
12. Any Piercings: Not anymore.
13. Any Tattoos: 9.

SOCIAL LIFE

01. Best Friends: Nope
02. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Mi Cristalien.
03. Current Crush: My girlfriend.
04. Hobbies: Music.. or other artish things.
05. Favorite Place to hang out: It'd be anywhere with Cristal
07. What Type Of Automobile Do You Drive: 2005 Ford Focus and 1996 Dodge Ram.. van..
08. Are You Timely Or Always Late: Early.
09. Do You Have A Job: Yep
10. Do You Like Being Around People: Depends.

STUFF

01. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: I thought so.. until she said she loves me too.
02. Have You Ever Cried Over Something Someone of The Opposite Sex Did: I suppose.
03. Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: Yeah... the female type.
04. Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now: Cristaaal.
05. Ever Liked a close Guy/Girl Friend: Once.. then it came more and ended with a bang. Hah, literally.
06. Are You Lonely Right Now: I'm alone.. I want to be with Cristal.
07. Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: No, I know better. Cristal WILL marry me. Sho' nuff.
08. Do You Want To Get Married: Fuck. Yes. I love you.
09. Do You Want Kids: Yes. 19.

FAVORITE

01. Room In house: Mine.
02. Type of music: The kind I like.
03. Song: Floods by Pantera.
04. Memory: Criiistaaall.
05. Day Of The Week: Payday.
06. Color: Blaaaack.
07. Perfume Or Cologne: Whatever smells good when I sniff it.
08. Flower: No se.
09. Month: June.. it's fucking hot, but it's a special month.
10. Season: Winter.
12. Location for dates: No se.
13. Band: Pantera.

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU:

01. Cried: Not really.
02. Bought Something: Nope.
03. Gotten Sick: A bit.
04. Sang: Yeah.
05. Said I Love You: I love you.
07. Met Someone New: Yep. She's mean, she made me blush.
08. Moved On: From?
09. Talked To Someone: Yeah.
10. Had A Serious Talk: Not really.
11. Missed Someone: Yes. :(
12. Hugged Someone: No.
13. Kissed Someone: No.
14. Fought With Your Parents: No.
16. Had a lot of sleep: Shyeah.. and monkeys might fly out of your butt.

[ZiZ] @ 1:28 PM

 

Friday, June 09, 2006

Indeed..

Cristal
My goddess
My love
My everything
My world

my EVERYthing

I love you so much.

I could never express such great feelings,
Not with any word in any language in the world.

Words pale in comparison.


I love you.




In my eyes.. I look and seem so far away
I thought I couldnt live another day until you saved me.

In my mind.. I wonder why you choose to stay
But I don't know what I'd do without you.


"You're such a girl"


Lesbo.

I love you.

i LOVE you


Te amo.


Ich liebe dich.



I'll stop, I'm going overboard again.


I love you so much.

[ZiZ] @ 10:10 PM

 

...

-------------------- First Things First ---------------------

x Full Name: Kolin.
x Birthday: Dec.4
x Zodiac: Sagittarius
x What time is it?: 10:43 PM
x What is the date?: June 9, 2006
x Other Names Your Parents Considered: Charles. So I'd be Charles A. McDaniel III

--------------------Standard Stuff-----------------------------

x School: What?
x E-mail: youdontneedtoknow@fuckoff.bitch .
x Eyes: Dark green
x Hair: Black, brown, blonde, green.
x Height: 5'11'' - 6'
x Shoe Size: 12-13.5 Depending on the shoe.
x Who lives with you? People I dont like. And Gavin.
x When is your bedtime? Next week.

--------------------In the Last 24 Hours-----------------------

x Cried: Yes.
x Worn jeans: Am now.
x Met someone new: Yes.
x Done laundry: No.
x Cursed: Fuck no.
x Watched a Movie: No.
x Went to the movies: No!
x Went shopping: No!!
x Gotten sick: Yeah, a bit.
x Been kissed: Nope. She's not around.
x Given a kiss: Nope.
x Lied: No.
----------------------Have You Ever-------------------------

x Missed school cause of weather: No.
x Lit yourself on fire: Yes.
x Kept a secret from everybody: Still do.
x Had an imaginary friend: No. I'm too realistic at times.
x Ever been in love w/ a friend: Stacy.
x Cried during a movie? Shuuush. I'm a guy, hardcore like whoa. Of COURSE not. Ahem.. shush.
x Had crush on an teacher? Yep.
x Been on stage: Choir sucks.. So do graduation things..
x Cut your own hair: Yes.
x Done drugs: Almost any you could name. Fucked me up good.
x Seen a murder: Seen a death.
x Seen a naked man in the flesh: Fuck off gross.
x Seen a naked woman in the flesh: Yes.
x Had Sex: Yes.
x Wanted to have sex: HAVE I EVER Wanted to have sex? Who hasn't at one time or another?

------------------------Your Firsts------------------------------

x First best friend: Candice.. Candy.. "Today Candy had di-a-ree-uh".
x First car: Firebird. Firebird is dead, no more shall it piss me off.
x First real date: Uhh.. not sure.
x First real break-up: Same date. :P
x First self-purchased album: White Zombie: Astro-creep 2000.
x First pets: Cat. Scratched the shit out of me when I was little.
x First piercing/tattoo: Piercing.. 12 or so. Self done. Tattoo.. 18.
x First enemy: Colin Kelley. That guy smelled like a freshly shat diaper and a nose that could pick itself.
x First big trip: No idea.
x First Kiss: Uh.. long time ago
x First failing grade: 6th grade was repeated. 7th almost.. summer school helped there.. 8th.. got damn near finished with it and then BOOM.. I left.
x First Period: Uh.. nope. Not yet.

----------------------In the Last Week -------------------

x Worn a skirt: Nope, it's dirty.
x Been mean: Only when needed
x Been sarcastic: Shyeah, me? Noooo.
x Talked to someone you have a crush on: No crushes.
x Fought with your parents: Fuck off, parents.
x Got in an argument with your best friend: No?
x Laughed until you cried: No.
x Played Truth or Dare: No.
x Watched a sunrise/sunset: Sunrise I see every morning on the way to work.
x Went to the beach at night: No.

-------------------Who Did this Last-----------------

x Called you: Cristal.
x Slept in your bed: Me, maybe.
x Saw you cry: No one has seen me cry in about 4 years.
x Made you cry: No se.
x Made you laugh: Cristal.
x You shared a drink with: No idea, havent drank with anyone in a looong time.
x You went to the movies with: My girlfriend at the time. 6.. 7 years ago?
x Went to dinner with: No one.
x Bought you something: Uhm.. shyeah. No?
x Sent you an email: A real email? Cristal.

-------------------------- Extras -----------------------------

x Black or white? Black.
x TV or movie? Depends.
x Cat or dog? Depends.
x Walmart or Target? Target.
x Spring or Fall? Winter.
x Sun or rain? Rain when I'm not working
x What are you gonna do after this? Shower.
x What was the last meal you ate? I ate salad earlier.
x High school or college? Pre.
x Are you bored? Nah.
x Last TV show you watched? No idea.
x Last movie you saw in theaters? The Gladiator, I think.
x Last noise you heard? pop.
x Last smell you smelled? My brother in law is gross, like whoa.

------------------------Favorites----------------------------

x Shampoo: No se.
x Favorite Color: Black and neon green.
x Day or Night: Night.
x Summer/Winter/Fall/Spring: Winter.
x Lace or Satin: Depends.
x Favorite Cartoon Character: Stewie.. Homer.. Peter.. a few others.
x Favorite Fast Food: Dont know
x Favorite Advertisement: Dont know.
x Favorite Movies: The Crow, Airplane and The Exorcist.
x Favorite Drink: Tea
x Favorite sport: No.

---------------------What are You…-------------------------

x Wearing: "I'm Fat, Fuck Off" shirt, blue jeans and some socks.
x Thinking about: Cristal.
x Listening to: Love You To Death by Type O Negative.

------------------------Have You Ever 2-----------------------

x Been to Canada? No.
x Danced Naked? Not sober.
x Skinny dipped? No.
x Stalked someone? No. Maybe.
x Snuck out? Sort of.
x Wished you were the opposite sex: Not really. I'd be one of those butch bitches.

------------------------ Random ----------------------------

x Are you bored? NO GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
x Are you lonely? Yes, I want my Cristal.
x Are you happy? Sometimes.
x Do you drink? Yes.
x Do you smoke? Not anymore.
x Who named you? Father.
x When was the last time you showered? Yesterday.
x What color pants do you have on right now? Blue..ish.
x What song are you listening to right now? Uh.. Love You To Death.. still. Fuck off.
x What color is your shirt? Black
x What is right next to you? My cup.
x What is your computer desk made of? Wood.
x What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? No phone.
x Are you eating anything? No.
x Hows the weather right now? Hot.
x What did you do last night? Nothing. At all.
x How are you today? Good, but I miss Cristal.

------------------------- Extras 2----------------------------

x Do you have your license? No, I have someone elses license.. O_o.
x What book are you reading now? Not reading a book at this specific moment. But.. The Divine Comedy
x Nickname: Ziz, Superman, "Teddy" shush.. and uh.. Kaka.. my nephews name for me.
x Pets: No.
x Siblings: 3 halves.
x Have you ever been so drunk you didn't remember that you were drunk: I don't remember.
x Taken any illegal substances: Yes, I took them to a far away place.
x Gone out in public in your pajamas: Pajamas? Me?
x Played ding-dong-ditch? No, I'd never ditch my dingdong.. its not detachable..
x Wanted to hook up with a friend/date them: Hook up? fuck off.
x Did something illegal? Me? Ever? Shyeah. Hellloooo
x Did you get caught? Nope.
x Gotten arrested? Almost.
x Gotten a ticket for something? 2.
x Prank called someone: A long time ago.

---------------------Do You Believe In----------------------

x Yourself: Only when Cristal makes me.
x Santa Claus: Whatever.
x Tooth Fairy: Thieving bitch.
x Destiny/Fate: Maybe.
x Angels: Yeah, and Zombies, Satan, Open minded religious people, and El Cu Cuy.
x God: Read above.
x Bigfoot: Yeah.. that was a cool truck.. especially Big Foot 3 with the jumbo tires..

--------------------Friends and Life------------------------

x Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? No, but I do have a girlfriend.
x Do you like anyone? I like my girlfriend. As well as love her.
x What's the best feeling in the world: Cristal makes me feel it.
x Worst Feeling: No comment.
x Worst fear: Losing Kolin again.
x Time now: 11:05 PM

------------------------Lasts-------------------------------

x Last car ride: Ride? I havent ridden anywhere since I started driving.
x Last good cry: GOOD cry? Dont know.
x Last library book checked out: I Spy.
x Last beverage drank: Tea.
x Last shoes worn: Broke ass work boots.
x Last cd played: Nevermore- This Godless Endeavor
x Last item bought: Uh.. No idea.
x Last annoyance: Something annoying.
x Last disappointment: Not sure.
x Last time having sex: A year before I met Cristal. God damn, really? I'm going to be a virgin again.
x Last time wanting to die: Not sure.
x Last time scolded: Scolded what?
x Last shirt worn: This one.
x Last website visited: cracksmokingshirts.com

[ZiZ] @ 10:08 PM

 

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Ohne dich

I love you, Cristal.

I couldn't bare to think what would've become of my life had I not met you,
You make all the pain I feel go away.
All the pain I've ever felt becomes null when you come around.

I can't believe how lucky I've become.
That I'm so unbelievably in love with you that I couldnt even begin to describe it.

And you love me too.
That's the best part.

I feel mushy now.

But whatever.

I'll deal with it for you.


If only soon was now.

I love you, my beautiful angel.

Ich liebe Dich

Te amo.

And all those other languages I used to know it in. :P





Oh yeah.. I like the song too.

[ZiZ] @ 10:28 PM

 

2 of 7

1) When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?
Last week.

2. Last time you saw your parents?:
Dad, about 6 years ago. Mother, about 3 weeks

3) Which family member do you most resemble?:
My older brother.

4.Do you own your own Bible?:
I'm not much on fiction.

5) Do you wear deodorant?:
3 different kinds.. Not at once, that's overkill. Woo.

6) Do you clean up nice?:
Depends on what I'm cleaning.

7) When was the last time you tripped and fell?
When she tripped me.

8) Where was the last place you slept besides your home?:
I don't consider this home.. So, here, I suppose.

9) What are you listening to right now?
Cradle of Filth- Suicide and Other Comforts

10) Have you ever started an uncontrollable fire?:
No, they're always eventually controllable.

11) Ever run out of gas on the road?:
Not ME personally, no.

12) Would you rather cut the grass or rake the leaves?:
Is it a big yard? What kind of leaves?

13) Your middle name spelled backwards:
ffo kcuf.

14) What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:
My sisters computer. Cristal pictures and "Fretboard Warrior".

15) Last time you swam in a pool?
3 years ago?

16) Have you ever been in a school play?:
No.. but I was in choir a lot. I use to pick my nose on stage.. Spot lights and all.

17) How many kids do you want?:
6 or 7.

18) Type of music you dislike most?:
Shit ass music.

19) You registered to vote?:
No.

20) You have cable?:
Sure.

21) Ever prank call anybody?:
Not in about 9 years or so.

23) Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:
Yep.

24) Do you have a garden?:
Nope, I work on a lot of them.

25) What's your favorite comic?:
What sort of comic?

26) Bath or Shower:
Shower.

27) Best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?:
No?

28) Best pizza topping?:
ANCHOVIES! No.. yuck.

29) Peanuts or popcorn?:
Pop.

30) Have you ever smoked?:
Everything.

31) Orange Juice or apple juice?:
APPLES, fuck you Florida orange juice.

32) Chocolate Bar?:
Favorite? Baby Ruth.

33) When was the last time you voted at the polls?:
Nope.

34) When was the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Loooong time ago.

35) Are you a good kisser?:
No idea. Quite difficult to kiss myself. Not that I'd want to.. gah.. have you seen me? Yuck.

36) Ever order anything from an infomercial?:
Nope.
37) Sprite or 7-Up?:
dnL.

38) Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work/school?:
Work shirt.

39) Ever thrown up in public?:
Yep.

40) Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?:
"I already have love. SHOW ME THE FUCKING MONEY." heh, I agree

41) Do you believe in love at first sight?:
Maybe.. sort of.

42) Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?:
My grandmother before she died.

44) What do you think about most?:
Criiiistal.

45) Favorite form of travel?:
Depends.

46) If you could have one magical power what would it be?
Teleportation.

47) Who was the last person of the opposite sex to sleep in your bed?
No idea, I've had many different beds.


6/3/06

[ZiZ] @ 10:26 PM

 

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1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the Earth?
Quite a few.

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Uh.. what?

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yeah, or else my car will bitch at me the while time I'm driving.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Sho' nuff. Also in love with the same person.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it.
Uh.. Patience.

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
None.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Fuck off

9. Do you crack your knuckles?
Yes.

10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
Bon Jovi shit.

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
No.

12. What are your super powers?
I'm good with my tongue.

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
Depends on what it is, I'm a mint addict.

14. Where are your car keys?
Over th.. hey.. Whathefuck?!

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Already READ them, I stole it, I just like her return comments she leaves me after she reads these.

16. What's your most annoying habit?
A few

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Never been on "Vacation" really.

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?
My brother in law.

19. What is your best physical feature?
My.. tattoos..? At least 2 of them.

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Ram Zet- Escape.

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Beer, Cheese and uh.. some sort of sweet beverage.

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
None, I'm not religious.

23. What color are your bed sheets?
Black and red.

24. Would you rather be a fish or a bird:
A flying fish

25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
Dont have a phone.

26. What are your favorite sayings?
"What the fuck?" Is what I bes saying.

27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Depends on the mood.

28. If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go?
"Anytime where I'd be with Kolin is good enough for me." Mmmhmm

29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
The Fugitive, fuck you indiana Jones

30. What CD is in your stereo?
3 of them, Cephalic Carnage- Anomalies, Bloodbath- Nightmares Made Flesh, and Pantera- The Great Southern Trendkill.

31. What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
Wumpscut- Embryodead.

32. How many kids do you plan on having?
Oh.. 8 or 9 at least.

33. Who will be the next person you kiss?
Cristal, Cristal.. and theeeen.. Cristal some more.

34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
No.

35. What do you do when no one is watching?
I pull my cock out and touch various things with it... OR.. I roll my eyes at whomever it is that isn't watching.

36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for the part?
"I dunno. Not a lot of chubbies in Hollyweird." Shuuuut the fuuuuuck up.

37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Glory, fucker. "Look.. he died. *cheer**

38. Have you ever started to fill out a survey on Myspace and realized it was so stupid half way through?
No?

39. coffee or tea?
Tea.

40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
God Forbid, Slayer, Devildriver, Otep, Mnemic, Meshuggah and Lamb of God.

42. Do you talk to yourself?
Sometimes

43. What kind of car/truck do you have?
2005 Ford Fuckus


6/3/06

[ZiZ] @ 10:24 PM

 

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Weave A Lie.

1. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?: Eyes.. And the back part of the jaw.
2. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: A WOMAN? FUCK NO! Nah.. maybe. If I were a voting type of person.
3. Would you marry for money?: Sure. How much are you gonna pay me to get married?
4. Have you had braces?: Nope. I keep my fucked up teeth.
5. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: No.
6. Do you ever cut or hurt yourself?: Yes.
7. When was the last time you had a hickey?: Damn..
8. Could you live without a computer?: Yeah..
9. Do you use AIM?: Sure.
10. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: 5.. 3.. and... 4
11. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be?: Never.
12. Do you drink enough water?: Nope.
13. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off? On.
14. What is your favorite fruit?: Strawberries
15. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: White wheat.
16. What is your favorite place to visit?: No idea.
17. What is the last movie you saw?: In a theater? Uh.. Gladiator.. 6 years ago.
18. Do you kiss on the first date?: Hell no.. But I'll fuck on a first date.
19. Are you photogenic?: Ohhh no no.
20. Do you dream in color or black and white?: Color.
21. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: Not at the moment.
22. Do you have any dimples?: Dont know.
23. Do you remember being born?: Ew.
24. Why do you take surveys?: Because I feel like it, bitch.
25. Do you drink alcohol?: Yep.
26. Did you like or do you like high school?: Yes. I loved it.. Too bad I never went.
27. What is the most beautiful language?: Uh.. English. Not American English.. ENGLISH English. Got it?
28. When you are asleep do you like being kissed awake?: That'd be looovely.
29. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?: Sets. I hate when the sun comes up.
30. Do you want to live to be 100?: Only if I can keep doin the shit I'm doin at 21.
31. Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair?: Depends.. Legs, Indeed. Smooth is Mm Mm Good
32. Do you like salty food or sugary food the most?: Salty.
33. Is a flat stomach important to you?: Nope.
34. Do you or have you played with a Ouija board?: I played with one.. But then Toys R Us kicked me out for playing with it in the wrong way.
35. Are you loyal?: As loyal as can be.
36. Are you tolerant of other people's beliefs?: As long as they don't try to force the shit on me.
37. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: Off, light sucks.
38. Do you believe in magic?: Yep.. but I also believe in the Easter Bunny.. Santa.. Zombies.. The Toothfairy.. El Sombreron.. and Jesus. Oh wait.. I don't believe in Jesus. Sorry.
39. Do you have nightmares frequently?: Sometimes.
40. Do you like your nose?: Yeah.. it's sexy. No? It's just a nose.
41. Do you like abstract art?: Sure.
42. Do you think you can draw well?: I've never drawn a well before.
43. Do you listen to music daily?: Daily? Shit.. Nonstop, fool.
44. Do you like to watch cartoons?: Some.
45. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?: Wh.. what? You're full of shit. Don't fuck with me like that, jackass.
46. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?: My closet? None. I DO, however, have some in my room. 3 pairs.
47. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: Work boots for work.. Weekends and other times I got the Tomb boots and the Fuckme boots.
48. Do you write poetry?: Some.
49. Do you snore?: I dream about me snoring sometimes.
50. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: Front and sides.
51. Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?: Rott, I had a few.. They're stupid, but cute.
52. Do you lick stamps?: Yeah.. It's a hobby of mine. Even the self-adhesive ones.
53. Do you use an electric can opener?: No, it's run by a Hamster on a wheel.
54. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?: No.
55. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: Emotional. When you're in physical pain.. emotions can overrun that pain. When you have emotional pain.. Sometimes you can't seem to feel anything physically.
56. Do you think balding men should shave their heads?: Kerry King style. And Devin Townsend should really think about that. He's only 30 but damn.
57. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?: Besides me? Sure.
58. Are you clinically depressed? I just.. bah. Yes.
58. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?: Both sound good played together.
59. Are you a sex addict?: No.
60. Do you know someone who has cancer?: Not anymore.
61. Do you hunt?: Hunt what? I hunt for my keys when I lose them, but I wouldn't really consider that "hunting". Maybe I should take tips from Cheney.
62. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?: Expensive fast food joints.
63. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: Both. Animals rock, but so does art. Even though it USUALLY smells better in an art museum.
64. Do you have a middle name?: No! Fuck you!
65. Are you basically a happy person?: I'm happy about a bit of things in my life now, but no, I wouldn't consider myself, wholly, a happy person.
66. Are you tired?: No.
67. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?: Tea.. and uh.. Tea.
68. Have you ever met anyone off the Internet?: Once.
69. How many phones do you have in your house?: I have none. There are 2 people that have cellphones though.
70. How long is your hair?: Shoulder.. a little past.
71. Do you get along with your parents?: No.
72. What color of eyes do you prefer?: Whichever
73. Are you an active person?: Depends on the situation.
74. What medications do you take?: None, anymore.
75. What does your bedroom look like?: Have you ever been in a recycling plant? Or.. a toy aisle in Big Lots? Yeah, it's bad.

[ZiZ] @ 9:04 AM

 

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

313

A Perfect Circle- Mer De Noms
Alice In Chains- Nothing Safe
American Head Charge- The War of Art
American Head Charge- The Feeding
Anathema- Resonance 2
Apocalyptica- Reflections
Arch Enemy- Burning Bridges
Arch Enemy- Wages of Sin
Arch Enemy- Anthems of Rebellion
Arch Enemy- Doomsday Machine
Bathory- Blood Fire Death
Bathory- Octagon
Bile- Teknowhore
Bile- Sex Reflex
Black Label Society- Stronger Than Death
Black Label Society- Blessed Hellride
Black Label Society- Mafia
Black Sabbath- Paranoid
Bleed The Sky- Paradigm In Entropy
Bleeding Through- This Is Love, This Is Murderous
Bloodbath- Nightmares Made Flesh
Blood Has Been Shed- Novella of Uriel
Bloodsimple- A Cruel World
Burn The Priest- Burn The Priest
Bush- Sixteen Stone
Bush- Razorblade Suitcase
Byzantine- The Fundamental Component
Bullet For My Valentine- The Poison
Caliban- The Opposite From Within
Candiria- The Coma Imprint
Candiria- What Doesn't Kill You
Cannibal Corpse- Eaten Back To Life
Cannibal Corpse- Tomb of The Mutilated
Cannibal Corpse- The Bleeding
Cannibal Corpse- Gallery of Suicide
Cannibal Corpse- The Wretched Spawn
Cannibal Corpse- Kill
Carcass- Swansong
Children of Bodom- Are You Dead Yet?
Chimaira- Pass Out of Existence
Chimaira- The Impossibility of Reason
Chimaira- Chimaira
Coal Chamber- Coal Chamber
Coal Chamber- Chamber Music
Coal Chamber- Dark Days
Coal Chamber- Giving The Devil His Due
Cold-13 Ways To Bleed On Stage
Cold- Year of The Spider
Cold- A Different Kind of Pain
Cradle of Filth- Principle of Evil Made Flesh
Cradle of Filth- Dusk.. And Her Embrace
Cradle of Filth- Cruelty and The Beast x2
Cradle of Filth- From The Cradle To Enslave
Cradle of Filth- Midian
Cradle of Filth- Live Bait for The Dead
Cradle of Filth- Damnation and A Day
Cradle of Filth- Nymphetamine
Crossbreed- Synthetic Division
Cruxshadows- Frozen Embers
Crystal Method- Vegas
Cypress Hill- Skull & Bones
Damageplan- New Found Power
Danzig- Satan's Child
Dark New Day- 12 Year Silence
Darkthrone- Sardonic Wrath
Darwin's Waiting Room- Orphan
Death- The Sound of Perseverance x2
Deathstars- Synthetic Generation
Deftones- Around The Fur
Deftones- White Pony
Deftones- Deftones
Deicide- Once Upon The Cross
Deicide- Scars of The Crucifix
Demon Hunter- Summer of Darkness
Devildriver- Devildriver
Devildriver- The Fury of Our Maker's Hand
Dimmu Borgir- Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
Dimmu Borgir- Deathcult Armageddon
Dir En Grey- Vulgar
Dirt- Dirt
Disturbed- The Sickness
Disturbed- Believe
Disturbed- 10,000 Fists
Dope- Felons and Revolutionaries
Dope- Life
Down- NOLA
Down- II
Dragonlord- Rapture
Earthcrisis- Slither
Ektomorf- Destroy
Evanescence- Fallen
Everclear- So Much For The Afterglow
Fear Factory- Obsolete
Fear Factory- Digimortal
Fear Factory- Archetype
Fear Factory- Transgression
Filter- Short Bus
Flaw- Endangered Species
Forty Below Summer- Invitation To The Dance
Front Line Assembly- Civilization
Full Devil Jacket- Full Devil Jacket
Funkervogt- Survivor
God Dethroned- Lair of The White Worm
God Forbid- Determination
God Forbid- Gone Forever
God Forbid- IV: Constitution of Treason
Godhead- 2000 Years of Human Error
Godhead- Evolver
Godsmack- Godsmack
Godsmack- Awake
Godsmack- Faceless
Gravity Kills- Gravity Kills
Grip Inc.- Solidify
Gryn- Our New Earth
Guns N Roses- Use Your Illusion
Hatebreed- Satisfaction is The Death of Desire
Hatebreed- Persaverance
Hatebreed- Rise of Brutality
Haunted- rEVOLVEr
H.I.M.- Razorblade Romance
H.I.M.- Dark Light
Himsa- Hail Horror
(hed) P.E.- Broke
Helmet- Unsung, The Best of:
Ill Nino- Confession
In Flames- Clayman
In Flames- Reroute To Remain
In Flames- The Soundtrack To Your Escape
In Flames- Come Clarity
Iommi- Iommi
John 5- Vertigo
Killswitch Engage- The End of Heartache
King Diamond- House of God
Kittie- Spit
Kittie- Oracle
Kittie- Until The End
Korn- Korn
Korn- Life Is Peachy
Korn- Follow The Leader
Korn- Issues
Korn- Take A Look In The Mirror
Korn- See You On The Other Side
Lacuna Coil- In A Reverie
Lacuna Coil- Comalies
Lacuna Coil- Karmacode
Lamb of God- New American Gospel
Lamb of God- As The Palaces Burn
Lamb of God- Ashes of The Wake
Lamb of God- Killadelphia
Lollipop Lust Kill- My So Called Knife
Lullacry- Crucify My Heart
Machine Head- The More Things Change
Machine Head- The Burning Red
Machine Head- Through The Ashes of Empires
Marilyn Manson- Smells Like Children
Marilyn Manson- Antichrist Superstar
Marilyn Manson- Mechanical Animals
Marilyn Manson- The Last Tour on Earth
Marilyn Manson- Holy Wood
Marilyn Manson- The Golden Age of Grotesque
Mastodon- Leviathan
Meshuggah- Contradictions Collapse/None
Meshuggah- Chaosphere
Meshuggah- Catch Thirty Thr33
Metallica- Master of Puppets
Metallica- ...And Justice For All
Metallica- Metallica
Metallica- S&M
Metallica- St. Anger
Midnight Syndicate- Born of The Night
Mindless Self Indulgence- Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Mindless Self Indulgence- You'll Rebel To Anything
Ministry- Psalm 69
Mnemic- Mechanical Spin Phenomena
Mnemic- The Audio Injected Soul
Moonspell- The Antidote
Mudvayne- L.D. 50 x2
Mudvayne- The End of All Things To Come
Mudvayne- Lost And Found
Mushroomhead- XX
My Ruin- A Prayer Under Pressure of Violent Anguish
Neaera- The Rising Tide of Oblivion
Nevermore- This Godless Endeavor
Nightwish- Century Child
Nile- In Their Darkened Shrines
N.I.N.- Pretty Hate Machine
N.I.N.- Broken
N.I.N.- Downward Spiral
N.I.N.- Fragile
Nocturne- Guide To Extinction
Nothingface- An Audio Guide To Everyday Atrocity
Nothingface- Pacifier
Nothingface- Violence
Nothingface- Skeletons
Noxious Emotion- Elements
Old Man's Child- In Defiance of Existence
Old Man's Child- Vermin
Opeth- Morningrise
Opeth- Blackwater Park
Opeth- Deliverance
Opeth- Damnation
Opeth- Ghost Reveries
Orgy- Candy Ass
Orgy- Vapor Transmission
Orgy- Punk Statik Paranoia
Otep- Sevas Tra
Otep- House of Secrets
Ozzy- Ozzman Cometh
Ozzy- Down To Earth
Pantera- Cowboys From Hell
Pantera- Vulgar Display of Power
Pantera- Far Beyond Driven
Pantera- The Great Southern Trendkill
Pantera- Official Live: 101 Proof
Pantera- Reinventing The Steel
Pearl Jam- Ten
Pissing Razors- Cast Down The Plague
Pissing Razors- Where We Come From
Pissing Razors- Evolution
Powerman 5000- Mega!! Kung Fu Radio
Powerman 5000- Tonight The Stars Revolt
Primer 55- Introduction To Mayhem
Primus- Sailing The Seas of Cheese
Pro Pain- Best of..
Prodigy- Fat of The Land
Project 86- Truthless Heroes
Project Hate (MCMXCIX)- Cybersonic Superchrist
Rage Against The Machine- Evil Empire
Rage Against The Machine- Battle of Los Angeles
Ram Zet- Escape
Rammstein- Sehnsucht
Rammstein- Reise, Reise
Roadrunner United: The Allstar Sessions
Rob Zombie- Hellbilly Deluxe
Scum of The Earth- Blah.. Blah.. Blah.. Love Songs For The New Millenium
Sentenced- The Funeral Album
Sepultura- Chaos A.D.
Sepultura- Roots
Sepultura- Blood Rooted
Sepultura- Against
Sevendust- Sevendust
Sevendust- Home
Sevendust- Animosity
Sevendust- Seasons
Shadows Fall- The Art of Balance
Shadows Fall- The War Within
Six Feet Under- Warpath
Six Feet Under- Maximum Violence
Skindred- Babylon
Skinlab- Disembody: The New Flesh
Skinlab- reVolting Room
Skrape- Up The Dose
Slayer- South of Heaven
Slayer- Divine Intervention
Slayer- Diabolus In Musica
Slayer- God Hates Us All
Slipknot- Slipknot
Slipknot- Iowa
Slipknot- Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Slipknot- 9.0: Live
Sloth- Dead Generation
Smashing Pumpkins- Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness
Snake River Conspiracy- Sonic Jihad
Soilwork- Stabbing The Drama
Soulfly- Soulfly
Soulfly- Primitive
Soulfly- 3
Soulfly- Prophecy
Soulfly- Dark Ages
Speak No Evil- Welcome To The Downside
Spineshank- Strictly Diesel
Spineshank- The Height of Callousness
Spineshank- Self Destructive Pattern
Stabbing Westward- Ungod
Stabbing Westward- Wither, Blister, Burn and Peel
Stabbing Westward- Darkest Days
Staind- Dysfunction
Staind- Break The Cycle
Static X- Wisconsin Death Trip
Static X- Machine
Static X- Start A War
Stone Temple Pilots- Purple
Stone Temple Pilots- No. 4
Stormtroopers of Death- Bigger Than The Devil
Strapping Young Lad- Alien
Superjoint Ritual- Use Once and Destroy
Superjoint Ritual- A Lethal Dose of American Hatred
Susperia- Unlimited
System of A Down- System of A Down
System of A Down- Mezmerize
Tapping The Vein- The Damage
Testament- The Ritual
Testament- The Gathering
The Crow
Three Days Grace- Three Days Grace
Tiamat- A Deeper Kind of Slumber
To/Die/For- Jaded
Tool- Aenima
Tool- Lateralus
Trivium- Ember To Inferno
Trivium- Ascendancy
Ultraspank- Ultraspank
Ultraspank- Progress
Unearth- The Oncoming Storm
Velvet Acid Christ- Between The Eyes: Vol. 2
Velvet Acid Christ- Between The Eyes: Vol. 3
Venom- New, Live and Rare
Vision of Disorder- Vision of Disorder
White Zombie- La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1
White Zombie- Astrocreep 2000
Wumpscut- Embryodead

[ZiZ] @ 9:59 PM